i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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