I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.