Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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