im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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