he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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