But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
More tranny stories later!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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