Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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