i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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