Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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