your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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