I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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