he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think I died a long time ago.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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