dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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