The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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