what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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