i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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