The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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