i don't like sucking hair
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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