why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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