We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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