i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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