Sponge bath it is.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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