it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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