why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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