How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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