North Korea, Best Korea!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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