R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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