He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
