And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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