The maid of honor just puked.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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