if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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