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say what?
wanna hang out?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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