I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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