I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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