Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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