I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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