im drinking this country out of the recession.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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