If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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