shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
