is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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