The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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