too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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