He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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