i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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