After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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