Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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