I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Do vagina's smell?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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