Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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