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I am going to give you the keys to my place

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Then I'll give you the keys to my heart

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Gag me

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(561): I am going to give you the keys to my place (1-561): Then I'll give you the keys to my heart (561): Gag me http://tfl.nu/oa16

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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?

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(404): you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you? http://tfl.nu/z87e

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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?

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(630): Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to? http://tfl.nu/fqx3

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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.

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(404): Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party. http://tfl.nu/3iq6

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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.

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(940): You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse. http://tfl.nu/kwi6

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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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(781): just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk http://tfl.nu/vmmw

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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.

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(805): I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly. http://tfl.nu/8ih5

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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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(646): Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man... http://tfl.nu/jp6y

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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....

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(231): My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness.... http://tfl.nu/k1tt

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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.

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Don't break up.

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(851): Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th. (522): Don't break up. http://tfl.nu/7rul

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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.

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(701): second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life. http://tfl.nu/2fc0

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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.

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(785): im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit. http://tfl.nu/en3h

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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.

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(780): I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore. http://tfl.nu/qn6g

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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.

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And so far nothing been broken!

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(650): We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum. (650): And so far nothing been broken! http://tfl.nu/0yij

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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.

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(310): All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta. http://tfl.nu/aprf

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