belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.