i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It's not a walk of shame if you run