We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...