This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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