Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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