woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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