OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Randomize
