I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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