i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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